Take a drink every time one of the following things occurs. This will probably kill you.
1. Every time Katniss gets bailed out from making a hard decision by a twist of fate.
2. Every time you spot a plot hole.
3. Every time Katniss is crying for no reason.
4. Whenever the movie vomits a boring cliché in your face.
5. Every time the camera spazzes out and you can’t see what the fuck is going on.
6. Whenever the thought “How can there possibly be two more of these?” enters your mind.
7. Every time a scene plays out that they probably should have cut.
8. Every time you check your watch to see how much time is left.
9. Every time you think the idea of 12 year old girls fighting 18 year old football players to the death is retarded.
Side effects of watching this movie may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, halitosis and death. The Hunger Games is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before watching it.
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